"Take
Firm Control Of Your PC And Totally
Transform Your Internet Experience
With The Most Unique And Entertaining
PC Learning Course On The Web"
It's
simply called ...

Virtual eBook Cover.
There is no hardcopy book.
For Windows 98/95
Hi,
I'm Joe Robson.
So what? Well
I'm dying to tell you that this remarkable creation by my
Business Partner Tom Glander, is the very reason why I
persuaded Tom that we should set up The Newbie Club. And
it's the first in our tremendously exciting range of
educational products, designed from the ground up specifically
for Newbies!
Tom is a gifted writer and a computer 'Techie'
with the rare and uncanny ability to think like a
Newbie. Whereas I'm a professional marketer and Copywriter
who has no problem thinking like a Newbie ... because I'm a
technology lunkhead. Talk about a frustrated PC user!
But all that
suddenly changed when I stumbled across Tom's brilliantly
presented and unique Learning System. And I'm
inviting you to try it too. Because it will completely
transform your ability to utilize the previously
undiscovered capabilities of your humble PC.
Tom will help
you achieve whatever you want from your PC, whether it's
just the simplest of tasks, or the heights of starting your
own Internet business. Yes, it really is possible ... once
you know the basics. It's rather like learning to drive a
car ... Once you understand the essential controls you can
drive any vehicle you choose, and go anywhere
you want ... On your own!
"So
what's so special about it?"
Utilizing
Tom's revolutionary and highly acclaimed Newbie
Club™ Learning System - NCLS - this totally
unique learning course will literally catapult your
understanding of your PC and the Internet. And end your
frustrations at a stroke.
What's NCLS? It's a whole new
picture-driven learning system that's completely
different and far, far superior to anything you'll find
anywhere else. Period! There's ...
No 'Techie-Talk'.
No
boringly complicated and mystifying jargon.
No painfully
tedious 'instructions' that talk down to you and leave you
stranded.
No
assumptions about your level of expertise. It starts at
'switching on your PC'.
No
desperate searching through confusing and irritating 'help'
files. Because ...
is the amazingly successful PC Tutor that uses 52
minutely detailed and illustrated Tutorials to guide,
prompt and almost 'force' you to conquer the fundamental
basics of your computer.
And once
you know the basics, the sky's the limit! Because you'll
have all the confidence and know-how you'll ever need to
go on and tackle any task...
-
Download new software
and ebooks
-
surf the
Net
-
set up your own
Website
-
design
those fantastic T shirts for the kids
-
email with
confidence...
-
even start your own Web business!
Yes, the
world will be your oyster - literally!
But it
doesn't tell you how to do it. Oh no no. Far from
it. Because you've probably already discovered for
yourself how ineffective those out-dated teaching methods
are ...
It
shows you! And even more
importantly ...
"It
makes learning such an enjoyable experience!"
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"This program should be sold with every PC.
It is
great that others may profit from your
experience, time
and effort."
Eric Skaggs,
intrepid@voyager.net
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is
a 2.2 Megabyte ('Techie-Talk' for BIG) detailed
learning course of...
- 200 pages
containing a massive library of ...
- 400 screen
captures (pictures from a PC) and ...
- 52 in-depth
'Newbie-Speek' Tutorials.
All designed ...
- Specifically
for PC beginners like you.
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It's
so good, even experienced computer users are bowled over
by it. It's been
successfully used to train people of all ages and
backgrounds, regardless of education, gender or computer
experience. College students and senior citizens have all
equally benefited from it's unique down-to-earth learning
method.
And so can
you.
You'll
kick yourself if you don't click
here and
read these totally independent
reviews.
A new
browser window will open for your viewing. Close that window
when you're done, and this page
will be ready to continue reading.
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"Here's
a selection of the
extraordinary tutorials
you'll enjoy" ...
Getting
Familiar With Your PC
Windows Basics 101 ... from the beginning. Can't
get more basic than that! How to display exactly what you want, where you
want, and when you want it.
Navigation basics ... without the shipwrecks
Taskbar and the system tray ... Huh? Don't worry
they're great tools.
How to resize your windows ... give yourself elbow
room to work in.
How to customize your Start menu ... and control
what you want on your screen.
Techniques
Techniques Techniques
Drag and drop techniques ... move anything anywhere
just by clicking your mouse.
How to copy and paste ... copy your favorite
images and position them precisely.
Switching between applications ... how to use 2 or
more programs at once.
Make
Your Files and Folders Behave
Create a new folder for your favorite stuff,
anytime and anywhere you want.
Give a folder a new name ... Dad's stuff, Janet's
handbag, Junior's junk.
Create shortcuts to load your most used programs
in a flash. Save time and stay organized!
How to find any file fast ... say hello to those
long-lost files and locate anything quickly.
How to associate files with different programs ...
hmmm, sounds Techie but it's not.
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"By
far the easiest way to learn. The way you present the
pictures of what I am supposed to be learning is what
makes the tutorial! It's easy to navigate from anywhere
in the program, too. I just wanted you to know how much
easier you made an intimidating learning process. I'll be
spreading the word!"
Phil McKinney, Respiratory Therapist, phil@maxpatch.com
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Recycling
Without A Bicycle
Using the recycle bin ... just dump all your junk in here.
Restoring files from the bin ... changed your
mind? No problem, all is forgiven.
Emptying the bin ... get rid of your rubbish for
good. Better than a garage sale.
Customizing the bin ... racing stripes for the
waste disposal.
Housekeeping
Chores and Automation
Hard disk problem solving ... things your PC
manual never tells you about.
Defragmenting ... 'Techie-Talk' for boosting your
PC's performance.
Defragmenting revisited ... an even better method.
Automation ... make your PC do the menial tasks -
automatically.
Diskette
Creation and Cloning
Formatting ... prepare your floppies for copying.
No surgery required.
Copying ... you won't believe how easy it is.
Duplicate your boring wedding pics.
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"Very
clearly written, and the screen shots are
worth the price
of admission, that's for sure."
Laurel Ruch, Adult Educator, vruch@localnet.com
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Mastering
Downloads and Program Installations
Downloading programs ... at last, cure the
frustrating scourge of lost downloads.
Software installation ... how to install Junior's
games without losing them for good.
Color
Me Blue
Color schemes ... pink, green, cool blue? Choose
the colors to suit your mood.
Is that the time?... no, your PC clock needs
adjusting. White rabbit to the rescue.
Wallpaper your Desktop ... no paste, no scissors.
Re-decorate with a click.
Maximize your Desktop for the best view. See, you
don't need glasses after all.
Screen Savers ... captivating, fun, hypnotize or
paralyze - you choose.
How to customize the title bar. Never get lost
again - well hardly ever!
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"It's
great, Tom. I had a hard time quitting the program, it's
so interesting and informative and question-answering.
There is so much garbage out there, but this is the first
one I can really understand and I feel is easy to follow.
Congratulations! May God richly bless you.
Lynn Estes,
LEstes2104@aol.com
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There's
Something About Email
Attaching multiple files to your email ... no
paper clips needed.
How to filter your email ... automatically junk
the spam and display the good stuff.
How to email lots of pictures ... send your whole
wedding album. Better not!
Creating new folders for your email ... don't
hoard those letters - file them!
How to use signature files for business and
personal publicity. Free!.
Where to find Newsgroups and how to join them ...
make friends around the globe.
Additional email accounts are easy to add ... who
needs them? You do.
Use blind carbon copies to send private email ...
keep your addresses secret.
Internet
Insights
How to change your modem's speaker volume ... and
deafen your neighbors!
How to create a new Internet connection ... all
the Techie stuff demystified.
How to configure TCP/IP settings ... wow, strong
language but very useful info.
A
Few Bits And Pieces
Make Windows 98
grasp four digit
dates ... pardon? If you insist.
The left handed mouse ... button reassignment to
prevent schizophrenia.
Cures for frozen programs ... blow torch not
required. Just a little knowledge.
"And
that's just a selection!"
Phew. You
know, this thing really is awesome. And it's so
easy to follow because every word, every picture and
every single ounce of experience and knowledge is
completely Jargon-Free! But if you prefer
confusing Jargon, you can always read Bill Gate's Windows
manual. Or have you already tried?
'Nuff
said. How much does this cost?...
Just
$49.95
All products come with a 12 month unconditional,
no-questions-asked Money Back Guarantee! That's right - unconditional!
"If,
within 12 months of purchase and for any reason
whatsoever, you decide that Windows For Newbies is not
for you, simply let us know and we'll refund your
purchase price immediately. No Questions Asked! No
ifs, buts or maybes. No hidden clauses and no small
print!"
How can we
give such an unconditional guarantee? Easy ... we're not
taking any risks at all because ...
We know
you'll absolutely LOVE it - our past customers have told
us so!
So. Don't
you think it's about time you stopped fighting your
computer, and starting making it work for you?
Are you
really prepared to sit back, after spending all that hard
earned cash for a box of electronics, and deny you and
your family the chance to enjoy the life transforming
miracle of the computer age?
You've
seen and read about all the wonderful things being
achieved by other computer users. Heck, you probably have
friends who are doing just that! But they're no more
savvy than you are. It doesn't take a particularly high
level of education or intelligence to use your PC
effectively. All it takes is a little knowledge ...
And the
incredibly successful unique learning system of Windows
For Newbies will give you the precise knowledge you need.
Quickly, easily and with a smile!
So decide
right now to join the 21st Century, and two weeks from
now you'll be discovering things you never even knew
existed. You'll be exploring the Web with the confidence
of a hardened Techie. You could be setting up your very
own Family Website or writing your first novel. Compiling
personal or business accounts and sending emails to
friends, children and grandchildren will seem as natural
as making a phone call.
"Isn't
it about time to bite the bullet and take action?"
Of course
it is. You know in your heart it is. So select the option that
appeals to you...
Click
here to go to our Secure Order Page and order the e-book. Cost: $49.95.
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If
you've never ordered on-line before there's no need to
worry. And if
you're unsure about downloading you can rest easy...
Hey, this
is The Newbie Club! We'll take you step by easy step
through the ordering and downloading process. And we've
made sure it's as easy as humanly possible. Because even
our ordering procedure is specifically designed
for Newbies.
You can't order accidentally and you
won't place your order unless you're ready to do so! You
verify each step along the way.
Welcome to
the exciting world of computers. Your first step starts
here ...
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