"The Scandalous Truth About Newbies And Email. Are YOU Making The Same Drastic Mistakes As Millions Of Others?"

"Listen Up. The Cold Hard Fact is that Millions of Newbie email users think they 'Get It' and soldier on in blissful ignorance. But they haven't got a clue how much they're missing because they were never shown properly.  What a Sad, Sad, State of Affairs. 
But now at last there's a Brilliant Solution!" 

Order HERE

  Hi I'm Joe Robson, owner of The Newbie Club,  and I'm about to do some straight talking. But first let me recount a recent experience ...

Linda had been using the Internet for about 6 months when I first met her. One day she tentatively asked me how to open an email attachment and save it to her 'family' folder. So I showed her in a few seconds. The look on her face was one of complete astonishment - and disbelief! Then she started shaking her head, desperately trying to hide her frustration and embarrassment.

It turned out that whenever her family 200 miles away had sent her an attachment with family photos, she fumbled to open it, and didn't have a clue how to move it to another location on her hard drive. Afraid to appear stupid she just 'made do'.

"But it wasn't her fault!"

It was simply because no-one had shown her HOW - in plain language that she could clearly understand and identify with.

I gave her a copy of Email for Newbies, and five days later she knocked on my door absolutely gushing with thanks. And amongst all the compliments and great things she said about the books was a phrase which is embedded in my brain ...

"Why, why, why didn't someone SHOW me how to use email properly? My family were astonished when they saw how much I had learned. You see they didn't know a fraction of the stuff I've just learned because they're self taught just like me!"

"And that's the key to the problem - Self Taught!"

Let me do some straight talking here, because this is serious - deadly serious ...

"Who showed YOU how to use email?"

  • The guy next door? Yeah right, and who taught HIM?
  • A quick tour by the PC sales rep? Yeah - REAL quick!
  • Your Kids? Hmmm, 'nuff said!
  • Outlook Express Help Files? Now that's a REAL Joke!
  • A PC magazine? And how much did you learn from just one article - and did it make sense?
  • Free Tips and articles on the Internet? Right, but how many tips, and could you understand them?

"Most people only ever get to learn a TINY FRACTION of what can be achieved with email"

And even then, many still don't use it properly...

Do you know how to set up a new Pop3 account? Do you know WHAT a Pop 3 account is?

What's a 65 character format? How do you print an attachment? How do you read your email when you're away? 

Can you email your kids' photos without getting your knickers in a twist? Do you constantly lose emails that you 'filed away'? What's a text editor?

How do you use a Newsgroup? Deal with Spam? Save an email in Microsoft Word? Email multiple copies? What's an Archive, Rich text, Plain text, Html,...? 

How do you set up a new email address? How can you prevent a virus infection? How do you automatically filter your messages? How can you email a Web page to yourself?

What's a Thread? A Flame? SMTP, a Protocol, a Worm, a Trojan, a Hacker ...?

Why is ... What is ... When is ... Who is ... How is ... Can I ... Should I? ... Gimme a BREAK!

"And here's the worst part"

You see, the biggest problem with most people is that they never learn how to use email's massive amount of features, because they don't even know those features exist!  

Ever got frustrated because someone didn't answer your email? You blame them - right? You think they don't care - right? So you don't deal with them any more - right?

But hold on there. Perhaps - just perhaps - it's because you did something wrong. Perhaps it's because you didn't play the rules of the game? 

Perhaps your emails didn't get through at all because you don't know the rules?

Think your beautiful email with the glorious picture background and fancy curly font impresses anyone else but you? Have you any idea how messed up and unreadable it may appear on someone else's computer? Thought not.

"They say that ignorance is bliss" 

Not where I come from it's not! Imagine being taught to drive a manual-shift car in 10 minutes using only 1st gear. If you didn't know the other 4 gears existed you'd crawl around the city in complete ignorance - at 3 miles to the gallon and 10 miles per hour!

In the years since The Newbie Club was founded, we've handled an enormous mountain of emails. Yet sometimes we're appalled by the pathetically low standard of some of the messages we receive. Emails which we simply can't understand. Emails sent by sensible and sometimes highly educated people who have obviously never been shown how to do it properly. People who have NO idea that they're doing it all wrong. And if you believe that doesn't apply to you ...

You could be in for a major SHOCK to your ego!

And that's why we created ...

"Email for Newbies
The Gobbledygook Explained"
Version 2.1

     

"Email for Newbies blasts away the mysteries, and painstakingly translate the Jargon and Techie-stuff into the language that made The Newbie Club™ Famous all over the World - Newbie-Speak!"

And just look at what it contains ...

Volume 1
"Translating The Techie Stuff And Demystifying The Gobbledygook"
By Tom Glander - Exclusive to The Newbie Club

There's no doubt about it - Tom is 'the man' when it comes to writing computer tutorials, and he's handled mountains of emails from Newbies in his time. The Newbie Club™ slogan is "Hey, I'm a Newbie, not a Dummy - Just show me HOW!" And that's exactly what Tom does in this fun to read book. Its eleven chapters are bulging with picture driven, step-by-step 'Newbie-Speak' tutorials on everything you'll ever need to know about email. Things like ...

  • Chapter 1 Stop making things tough for yourself and open your eyes to the little used and even unknown capabilities of email. Why you, and millions of others, need this course.

  • Chapter 2  All about Email Addresses. If you thought it was plain sailing this will change your thinking. What's a screen name? If I'm getting a new email address, do I append it to my old one? It's easy of course - when you know how!

  • Chapter 3  Web Based and Client Based Email. Sorry? What's an email account and how do I set one up? Client-based email - excuse me? Don't worry, it's techie-speak designed to confuse ordinary mortals.

  • Chapter 4  Pop 3, SMTP, Account names, Protocols, Servers and other gobbledygook that sends Newbies into orbit! But it's essential knowledge that you most definitely need. And once it's translated, your new knowledge will totally transform your use of email.

  • Chapter 5  Email Netiquette. Yep, yet another piece of jargon you've probably heard about. It's all about good manners, and steps you need take to avoid needlessly upsetting the people you write to. And what's an email stripper? - no it's not an Internet Lap Dancer!

  • Chapter 6  SPAM and how to deal with it.  How can you spot it before you open it? Can it ever be stopped? The magical sure-fire Spam killer. 

  • Chapter 7  The nasty tricks the Spammers get up to. Spam reduction techniques you can implement. Forewarned is forearmed as they say!

  • Chapter 8  Using Bulk email. You don't need to be a big time operator to use it. But is it really the solution to making a $million? 

  • Chapter 9  Email Headers. What? No this isn't a soccer lesson, but it will open your eyes to what you can find out about someone who sent you an email. Lt. Kojak didn't know this technique!

  • Chapter 10  Sending attachments. Want to send a wedding photo to your relatives? This simple technique continues to be a mystery to many - yet it's so easy. But be extra careful, otherwise you could cause absolute mayhem!

  • Chapter 11 Virus protection. So you think you're safe from those sickos who flood the Internet with viruses - hell bent on crashing your PC? Reading this is absolutely essential. And you'll learn how to protect yourself for free!

"I have Learned More about Email from these 2 Books in Two Hours, than I have in Two Years of Trial and Error"
Email from Clarence Presnell

Volume 2
"How To Write Emails That Immediately Boost Your Credibility"

By Joe Robson - Exclusive to The Newbie Club

Think that writing emails professionally only applies to business emails? Then think again, because this volume will shock you rigid by revealing how others judge you by the way you write your emails. And - wait for it - why some of the emails YOU send may never even get read!

Joe is regarded by 'those who know' as one of the Top Copywriters on the Web today. His Copywriting Solutions Website is one of the most respected Web writing tutorial sites around, and his best selling ebook 'Make Your Words Sell' has helped reshape the Web and email writing skills of thousands of Internet business owners all over the world. So who better to show you the simple, yet essential, 'rules' to follow, before you hit that 'send' button again?  Here's a sampling ...

Chapter 1  Why so many emails just plain SUCK! And why many of them are never replied to - or even opened. Think that doesn't apply to YOU? Yeah right! This chapter will astonish you!

Chapter 2  Does your innocent email look like Spam? You sure? You may have second thoughts when you read this. Don't take any chances! Dress your emails professionally and you'll have more chances of getting the response you need. Perhaps this is the reason why you don't get responses to some of your emails.

Chapter 3  The Salutation, intro, text that's impossible to read, line breaks, signature ... Is there really so much to writing professional emails? It sounds a lot, but it's not difficult at all.

Chapter 4  More about sending attachments. Check before you click. How to retain your credibility and avoid being treated as a moron! Hard hitting - but true!

Chapter 5  When you see RED! Here's the best and most effective way to deal with someone who upsets you. Do it wrong and you'll have a major battle on your hands!

"Every - repeat EVERY - Newbie should get their hands on these no-punches-pulled ebooks Right NOW!"

Because 'Email For Newbies V2.1' contains probably the most user-friendly and easiest to follow email tutorials ever written. The 2 Volumes and Sixteen Chapters of 'Newbie-Speak' and pictures will have you handling email like an expert in no time at all. 

"But Wait a Minute - There's Even MORE!"

We've purchased the official publishing licenses for some Top Quality, extremely Newbie-Friendly products ...

So Purchase Email For Newbies V2.1 NOW and we'll include TWO terrific products ideally suited to Newbies ...  


'Ezy Ezine Ad Formatter'

This extremely Newbie Friendly software will save you tons of time and frustration by automatically ensuring your emails are formatted to the correct line lengths. It's as easy as 1, 2, 3.  Just a few clicks and you're done. No more lonnngggg sprawling lines of text stretching right across the page. No more broken 
lines like this one because you didn't
format your line lengths to the same settings as the
person you emailed
your message to. 

(I'll guarantee you think that doesn't happen to YOUR emails when they're opened - something else Newbies don't realize happens with millions of emails.)

Ezy Ezine Ad Formatter formats your emails to any line length you choose - 40, 50, 60, or the widely used 65 characters per line - in just a few seconds and clicks, and ensures your emails look professional every single time.

On sale by the author on his site for $27, it's yours FREE if you order Email for Newbies NOW!

'Internet Email- Beyond The Basics' By Jim Daniels

World renowned Internet Marketer Jim Daniels draws from his years of experience of working with Newbies in his terrific ebook. He talks about ...

Formatting email, Bulk email, Email software, Multiple recipients, Email Lists, Viruses,
Autoresponders, and lots lots more.

Sold by the Author right now for $16.95 on his own site, you get it Free if you order NOW

And yet ...

Amazingly this stunning package costs only
$19.95 U.S. for BOTH Newbie Club Volumes, the Formatting Software, AND the Jim Daniels Ebook

You simply must get 'Email for Newbies' before you even think about sending another email.

"But don't hesitate, because I really don't know how long this remarkable Special Offer will last"

And if you're not absolutely delighted, just ask for a total refund and you'll have it immediately. No ifs, buts, or maybes, and no small print. And you can ask for a full refund for up to 1 YEAR after purchase.

Look, stop fumbling with your email software right now.

Stop 'making do' with just a fraction of its benefits.

Stop crawling around in first gear, and ...

Start using the enormous features that the vast majority of Newbies don't even know exist.

Life's just too short to put up with unnecessary mind destroying frustrations. Begin handling your emails like a Pro - Not tomorrow, Not next week, Not "well maybe sometime" ....

NOW!             Order HERE

"Email for Newbies is 100 Percent Newbie-Friendly"

... and completely free from Techie-speak, mumbo-jumbo, and gobbledygook. There are no confusing blind alleys, and not a single jot of bewildering jargon. 

It's not difficult. We're not talking rocket science here. You just need to be shown HOW - by using the friendly and fun Newbie Club™ Learning System. The system that's made Newbie Club™ tutorials and courses famous in 127 countries around the world.

Hey, even if you've never downloaded before, we even show you how to do it! And if you don't like it - just ask for a refund! Besides, at only $19.95 it's not exactly going to break the bank! 

So Click here NOW to order through our Totally Secure Server and in no time at all you'll be wondering how on earth you managed without it.

And just in case you've never ordered on-line before, ordering through our Secure Server ensures that your personal details are fully encrypted making it impossible to be accessed by any third party.

"So just to remind you what you get when you order Email For Newbies Version 2.1" ...

 

Updated Two Volume 'Email For Newbies' - Pre-Update Versions Sold by us for $14.95 

'Ezy Ezine Ad Formatter' Software worth $27

 

'Internet Email - Beyond The Basics' worth $16.95

   ALL for just $19.95 - if you order today! 

PS. Remember what Clarence wrote earlier? ...
"I have Learned More about Email from these 2 Books in Two Hours, than I have in Two Years of Trial and Error"

And he's a business owner! But you don't have to fumble around in the dark for the next 2 years - unless you're a masochist :-)  All you need to do is ...

So Click here to order NOW !

- It's only $19.95 US for Everything!

 

 

"Hey I'm a Newbie, NOT a Dummy.
Just Show Me HOW!
"

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