Hi, I'm Tom Glander.

Are you sick to death of Techies and mystifying 'Tutorials' spouting four letter words like byte and frag, JPEG and JAVA and other jargonistic gobbledygook?

Wouldn't you like to know how to make your PC do exactly what you want it to do? To stop it acting like it has a mind of its own, and just let you enjoy yourself for a change?

How would you like to use the Internet without fear of getting lost and confused? To confidently send email in a flash, and even build your own Family or Business Webpages? Because you can you know - you really can. I promise.

And wouldn't you just love to know how to use those super-duper programs without painfully struggling through complicated help files and 'Techie-Speak' tutorials, before giving up in frustration?...

"Welcome To The Newbie Club"

Just step inside and smell that refreshing jargon-free air. Relax in the laid-back atmosphere of the Club Room, and browse through the library's huge range of Tutorials, Newbie Books, Articles and Resources. Every one of which was specially written by our own Newbie Club residents. And written for you, because...

They're in English- Not Gibberish.

Yeah that's right, not a single word of Geek-Speek anywhere!

They're specifically written for frustrated Newbies like you.

 Techie Ted has personally run every morsel of information past his partner Newbie Ned. Ned is the Club's resident Jargon-Stripper, so they've combined their unusual talents to bring you the most unique and fun learning experience on the Web! And if Ned can understand it - anyone can! So be warned. If you can't learn from these guys ...

You just aren't trying!

Look. Just because you're a beginner doesn't mean you're a second class citizen. Even the most hardened Techie was once a Newbie. Unfortunately, when they try to explain the ins and outs of computers, they tend to forget their own humble beginnings. It's not their fault, but however well intentioned they are their explanations are often unintelligible to 'ordinary' folk like you and me.

Heck, we don't have to learn Japanese to drive a Toyota!

Computers and the Internet were designed for the masses, and all you need to start enjoying - even profiting - from this incredible life changing technology is a little knowledge. And the Newbie Club has the most unique tutorials and specially written ebooks on the Web to help you gain that knowledge. Easily, painlessly, and most importantly, enjoyably.

Hey, let's stop the chin-wagging and have some fun ...

Head Right This Way!

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