--- THE NEWBIE CLUB INSIDER Issue 31 May 24th, 2001
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==> 1. Tom's Thoughts: "Secure Graduation Ceremonies"
==> 2. Tutorial ... "Feeding PC Santa a Cookie"
==> 3. Joe's Place ... "Surprise A Friend"
==> 4. Tutorial ... "Making ScanDisk Behave with a Switch"
==> 5. Linda's Office ... "Sort Your Bills"
==> 6. Administrivia ... "Nothing trivial when it's needed."
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1. --- Tom's Thoughts: Secure Graduation Ceremonies
Graduation is around the corner for us. My youngest, Erika, and
my little techie child, has successfully completed 8th grade.
She'll participate in ceremonies Thursday night and has promised
not to set up a web cam and broadcast the proceedings on the Net.
however, along with a friend. No word on whether a recording will
be available as a download.
Speaking of privacy, are you sure nobody is peeking inside your
computer while you're online? Is this even possible, you ask?
Yes, it is VERY possible.
Who's most vulnerable to these prying perps? Anyone on a cable
modem or other "always on" connection. If you have cable or
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you think that your dial-up connection is safe, think again.
You may also want this protection as well. Better safe than
Are you looking for someone to host your new web site? Thinking
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Yes, the above is my thought. And on that note, I'm going to
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And that's all I have to say about that! (With apologies to
Geek-Speak Buster: "HTTP"
You see this in your browser's address bar all the time.
What the hay does it mean? It's just a bloomin' bit of
techie-speak for the very inner workings of the Internet.
It stands for Hyper Text Transfer Protocol. If you know
anything about protocol at all, then you understand that
part. The Web uses a protocol to transfer information
between your browser (your web page viewer gizmo) and the
computers that house that info. The pages you view are
'hypertext' documents. Put it all together, and you've
got the "easily excitable linked text transfer system"
or Hyper Text Transfer Protocol.
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2. Tutorial: Hey PC Santa, You Want a Cookie?
Would you leave an Internet Cookie out for Santa come December
24? He may thank you and leave a new laptop under your tree.
What's this got to do with anything? Everything!
Cookies are yummy. We love them. We eat them by the billions.
Yea, trillions. And our computers do the same thing. Nearly
all commercial, and many non-commercial sites you visit feed
your computer a cookie.
Okay, what's a cookie, really? It's a funky name for an itty
bitty teeny tiny text file. Want to see what a cookie looks
like? This one has no chocolate chips, but your computer loves
it anyway. I went into the cookie jar on my computer's hard
drive and pulled out a cookie that was planted by my favorite
web site, and it looks like this:
Okay, now you know that a cookie is a text file. It's a bit
of "code" that helps a web site know who you are. A perfect
example is Newbie Club. When you became a Member, your computer
accepted our cookie. It's on your hard drive right now! And
it's not malicious, it's not bad, and it's not going to hurt
anything. It won't phone home and it won't grow mold. It's
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you come back for a visit, and greet you by your Name. And
that's all it does.
Can a cookie phone home? Can it report on you? Can it give
away sensitive details about you to anyone who asks? The answer
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but The Newbie Club.
By the way, you can disable the cookies on your computer if
you want to. It's not the easiest thing to do, and since this
generally causes more confusion than it solves, I'll not spend
any time on it. By "disable" I mean make your computer refuse
to accept cookies.
I hope this tutorial has set your mind at ease. Or maybe it
has stirred up a whole host of troubling thoughts. In any case,
if you've started thinking, that's a good thing. And I'll have
done my job again!
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3. Joe's Place ... "Surprise A Friend"
Hi there %name% How's things?
Want to send someone a Virtual Greetings Card? If you've never
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Just another Newbie-Friendly gesture from Tom and me.
Did you visit http://www.icopconference.com last week to read
about the Reno Get Together in September?
It's going to be a heck of a weekend, and their great list of
Big Name speakers will be giving away some excellent advice for
Home Business start ups and owners. Tom and I are contributing
our 2 cents worth, and I promise you, this is a get together with
It's gonna be a Shindig!
Anyway, the reason I mentioned it is because in the past few days
they've decided to offer a heavily discounted 2nd ticket to a
or partner. Seems they've realized that people like me aren't
allowed to have fun without our spouses! Oh glory days :-)
So if you've been waiting until nearer the date before you
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deposit. Then surprise your partner with a casual "Oh by the way
honey, I'm off to Reno in September - care to join me?".
All is revealed at http://icopconference.com
I had some friends call in unexpectedly the other day. It was
really great to see them again. Then came trouble. As my wife was
preparing a meal for us, she remembered that I'd only succeeded
in assembling 2 of the 6 flat pack dining chairs we bought
recently. Well 2 months ago actually!
"You what?" said I, "You want chairs as WELL as a table?"
Sometimes the workings of the female mind escapes me.
(Hey, no emails about Political Correctness OK?)
I suggested we all sit on the boxes containing the bits and
pieces, but she didn't seem to hear me. The old ear wax problem
again I think.
No problem, it was a beautiful day so we all ate outside in the
garden. Wasps, bugs, creepy crawlies and sinister black looks
were everywhere. Two people burned their arms on the hot plastic
furniture, and one of the children decided to cool off in the
pond with the fish. The frogs quickly deserted the pond and
created panic amongst the ladies. But it sure beat spending
three days putting those chairs together.
Anyway, it looks like I don't have to tackle the assembly project
until winter sets in. By that time I may have translated the
'simple assembly' instructions!
Keep smilin' %firstname%
PS. I forgot to mention the new ebook I'm working on. It's
called "How To Arrest Catatonic Shock In Pond Fish".
Should be a best seller round our neighborhood!
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4. Tutorial: Make ScanDisk Behave
You do scan your hard drive regularly for errors, don't you?
Okay, good. Now, there are some kind of cool things you can
do to make is scan the way you want it to. So here we go...
ScanDisk is used to look for errors on your hard drive. It
runs whenever you don't exit Windows correctly, and may run
for other reasons, too. You start it the long way by going
to Start > Programs > Accessories > System Tools > ScanDisk.
The fast way is to click Start, Run, and type 'scandskw'
without the apostrophes. Before you hit the Enter key or
click OK, add something called a 'switch'. A switch is a
way to tell ScanDisk to do something different. The switch
is a letter or word following a forward slash ( "/" ). Here's
a list of secret switches for you:
'SCANDSKW /SILENT' will make everything run without any
input from you. You'll have to click OK and that's it. No
selections, no options.
'SCANDSKW /N' will allow you to get down to business right
away, with no prompting or clicking necessary...
'SCANDSKW /A' will automatically select your fixed (hard)
drives for scanning and possible repairing... and...
'SCANDSKW /P' enables Scandisk's preview mode, which will
keep it from making any necessary changes to your system.
It's a SNAP, really. Or a silent nap for you who are weary of
Remember, ScanDisk should be used regularly. I suggest you let
if correct errors automatically. Just let it do its thing, fix
stuff, and let you get on with your life.
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5. Linda's Office Corner: "Sort Your Bills"
Sorting Those Bills.
I know tax time is over and we have all breathed a sigh of
relief, but it's time to think about this year's taxes and how
to organize our financial stuff so it's not such a headache
next year. MS Excel can be a big help to us in getting all
those payouts organized and sorted.
Before I started using Excel, I would toss all of my receipts
into an envelope and at the end of the year, I would have to go
through this huge mass of paper and organize it into piles.
Advertising expenses on the sofa, donations on the coffee table,
medical bills on the floor, office supply receipts on the dog
bed. Oh well, you get the picture (and I bet some of you have
been there/done that!) Then, I would have to go through each
pile and organize them by date and, of course, all the pieces
of paper were different sizes and shapes and I would constantly
be dropping them and it was a total mess and took HOURS!
Not now. Now the whole process takes less than an hour. Try
Let's assume we are using the above mentioned categories and we
give them simple codes like AD, DO, MB, AND OS. In Excel, we
enter the dates of these receipts going down in column A, then
the dollar amounts in column B, and the codes we made up in
column C. In the first row of our spreadsheet, we type DATE
at the top of column A, AMOUNT at the top of column B, and CODE
at the top of column C. Once all the stuff is typed in, simply
highlight all of your data by dragging across it from left to
right, then down (be sure to include the heading names). Then
go to the Data menu and choose "Sort".
In the first box at the top, choose "CODE" from the dropdown
choices and make sure "Ascending" is selected, then choose
"DATE" in the second dropdown box and also "Ascending" and
click on OK.
Voila! There's all your expenses sorted by category and in
order by date within each category. How simple is that?
Next tip will tell you how to filter out specific parts of this
data when you only want to see certain parts of it, so save
those sample worksheets for next week!
Hang in there!
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