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Don't Learn Japanese to Drive a Toyota
By Joe Robson
Some time ago I wrote a Direct Mail Package and full page
magazine ad for an International Database Developer Software
company. What's that? Well I didn't know either. It is so
technical it took me a week to translate their existing sales
literature from 'Techie-Speak' into English.
Their
literature was written and aimed at very technically minded
people. Computer Programmers in particular.
However, I
wrote the new sales messages in 'layman's language'. Why?
Because even
technical people don't always understand everything technical.
And tomorrow's 'Techie' is today's 'Newbie'. And TODAY'S
customer.
Sales
increased by 400%.
I'll repeat
that - 400%. Does that tell you anything besides the fact that
I like to show off?
------ What
does that tell us?
Maybe it
tells us that 'Techies' also understand
'Newbie-Speak' but not the other way round.
Here's an
ezine Ad I came across from a 'Techie' who has never heard the
word 'Newbie'.........
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XYZ Jukebox
is integrated digital music-management software for the home.
It combines a CD ripper,MP3 encoder, play list maker, ID3 tag
editor, and media player in one package. CD audio is digitally
extracted and encoded directly to MP3 format with no
intermediary WAV file, using Xing MPEG encoding technology.
####
Hmmm I wonder if it would play music CD's on my computer....
The point I'm
making is that this piece of software may make a great deal of
difference to my lifestyle. If I knew what it was I may well be
tempted to buy it!
I am reminded
of an experience some years ago when I ventured out to buy a
new Hi-Fi system. You've been there.
I visited
FOUR stores and was blinded with science by 17 year old 'sales
executives' with fluff on their chins, whose sole purpose in
life seemed to be to exhibit their superior knowledge about
electronics. Sub Whoofer? I want music, not an aquatic
Rottweiller!
I finally
came across a PROFESSIONAL salesman who asked me what I WANTED
from a Hi-Fi, and demonstrated a system that SUITED MY NEEDS.
He made a $1500 sale to a Hi-Fi Newbie in 10 minutes.
The fact that
when I got it home I couldn't understand the Manual wasn't his
fault! It was written in 'Techie-Speak'!
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Everyone was a Newbie once.
This wide
spread use of Jargon on the Web is the very reason Tom Glander
and I set up The Newbie Club at http://www.newbieclub.com?yourcode
It's a brand
new concept designed to teach PC and Internet Newbies the
basics of using computers and the Web. Because they were
blinded by Techie-Speak by the salesperson, and
confounded by the same language in their user manual!
Using the
unique Newbie Club Learning System, the productsand the site
itself are 100% free of Jargon and technical terms of any kind.
In fact the
System is so unique and successful it's being used by Banks,
Computer Societies, and individuals alike.
So remember
this before you write your Sales Copy.....
Just because
your product is 'technical', don't assume that it's the
language your readers prefer - or even understand.
They don't.
They want to
know what the BENEFIT of your advanced technology is going to
do for them.
In English
.... In Newbieish .... In Anyish.
But not in
Gibberish!
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Joe Robson is
author of Make Your Words SELL! co-authored by Ken
Evoy. Joe and Tom Glander are Co-Founders of The Newbie Club
which is bulging with revolutionary Internet and PC Newbie
tutorials.
CLICK ON OVER to http://www.newbieclub.com and look at their
very professional Affiliate Program. It's BIG! Joe's
Copywriting site is at http://www.adcopywriting.com
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