Published weekly by Joe Robson. Issue 133  April 11  2003
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1. Joe's Ramblings ...
2. Tutorial -- "Creating an Email Signature or Template"
3. Geek-Speak Buster ... "Hard Bounce"
4. Tutorial....  "Difference Between PDF and .exe Formats"
5. Article Re-run----- "I Should Have Known Better"
By Joe Robson
6. Pause For Thought
7. No-Cost Newbie Club Courses, eBooks and Resources.
8. Subscription Management

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1. ----------- Ramblings.

Hi, pull up a chair:-)

A couple of weeks ago I asked for help for a Newbie Club member who was looking for good computer training sites for his children. And you responded magnificently. Many emails recommended the same resources, so for the benefit of all, I've listed the best ones here...

http://www.lissaexplains.com/
http://www.kidsfreeware.com/
http://www.kidsdomain.com/down/

There are some brilliant tutorials there for kids, covering a wide spectrum of topics. Many thanks for taking the time to share them.

I had some amazingly complimentary feedback last week about the layout of this Web based newsletter. Some even said that normally they don't click through to read online, but found the layout and color scheme so good they'll be pleased to click through.

I also had the usual sad email, bitterly complaining about the adverts which spoiled the tutorials ...

Tough!

I have to make a living and no-one forces anyone to read everything.

You know something? I still find it difficult to understand why so many people think everything on the Net should be free. The same people of course contribute nothing to the Internet community themselves. In the off-line world we actually pay good money for newspapers and magazines and they still contain advertising! Yet we accept it as the norm.

My article "I Should Have Known Better" (section 5) underlines this freebie mentality we all suffer from when it comes to the Internet.

Sometimes I'll receive an email with no introduction, no preamble, sometimes no subject, and no signature, stating something like ... "I don't want your Newsletter any more. Remove me". Or even just 'Delete' in the subject line.

Now if there is one thing that makes my blood absolutely boil it's rank bad manners. Good manners was something my father drummed into me. My dear maternal grandmother never once allowed me to get away without saying 'thank you' in return for a gift or a favor. If I asked for something she would always reply "If You?" And if I didn't say please I didn't get it. I'm just old fashioned I suppose - just like my grandmother.

These people asked to be subscribed, and received lots of good quality FREE information for as long as it suited them. But when they wish to be removed they display no feeling of gratitude at all. It's as if they believe that FREE information is a statutory right for everyone who signs up to the Internet with a free ISP.

Have I upset you? Tough! It's a great dream. But who supplies it, and how can they supply it without making a living in some way by doing so? Unless of course we all rely on millions of hobbyists sharing their experiences with us through their occasional newsletters.

For free of course!

Just accept that we need to strike a balance. Some things in Internet life are free. And some require a small investment. It all depends on how much we want to learn, and why we want to learn it. Last week I spent hundreds of dollars on Internet information that will help me become better at my business. Again, my article will explain how wrong my thinking was, when I first went into business, and then later onto the Internet.

There's a saying that the best things in life are free. But there are occasions when even a tiny cash investment can make our lives even better!

By the way. I'm off to that beautiful small country in West Africa called The Gambia in a couple of weeks. It's not called "The Smiling Coast" for nothing, because the people and the country are absolutely fabulous. I used to live there and still have business interests which I'm going to be catching up on. If you happen to live there, please email me and we'll get together for a chin wag.

Using a laptop under a palm tree outside my beach bar, sure beats working out of this home office of mine:-)

Keep smilin'.


PS  I'm also meeting some Government Ministers out there to see how I can help develop the use of the Internet in the schools. So when I get back I'll be pulling in a few favors wherever I can. For Free of course:-)

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2.  Tutorial -- "Creating an Email Signature or Template"

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Do you find yourself sending emails with the same information in them? It's gets a bit time consuming typing out the same, or similar, stuff each time doesn't it?

Or perhaps you'd like to insert a short piece of information at the end of your emails. This is called a signature file.

Techies call them templates.

Here's how to do it if you use Outlook. Outlook Express is similar, but you may have to experiment a little.

On the Tools menu, click Options, and then click the Mail Format tab.

In the Send in this message format box, select the format you send your emails in. i.e. Plain Text, Html.

Click Signature Picker, and then click New.

In the Enter a name for your new Signature box, enter a name you want to identify the template with, eg John's Products.

Under Choose how to create your Signature, select whether to 
start from scratch or use an existing signature.

To select a file to base your signature on, click Use this file 
as a template
and type the path and file name in the box, or 
click Browse to select from a list if you already have one. This can be a letter, or document you store elsewhere on your PC. 

Click Next.

In the Signature text box, type the text you want to appear as your template. This is best done beforehand in notepad or a word processing program like Word, then copy and paste it in.

Click Finish then OK

NOTE: In Outlook, the template (signature) you have created is automatically loaded as the default signature. If you want a different default signature , click Signature Picker and select the one you need from the drop down box. Assuming of course you have created a selection to choose from:-). 

Now, whenever you wish to insert that template into an outgoing email, place your cursor into the relevant spot in your email, click Insert in your top taskbar. A drop down box appears. Click on Signature and select the signature you want to insert into your email.

There are many ways you can customize your template. Just play around with the editing buttons and see what works best for you.

This works in Outlook. Other email software may differ, and I'm afraid we can't give specific advice. Just mess around - you'll get there:-) 

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3. Geek-Speak Buster .... "Hard Bounce"

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.... when an email message you have sent is returned to you without reaching the recipient. Often it will be returned with the message "user unknown" or "host unknown." A hard bounce occurs most often because of an error in a subscriber's email address (misspelled, wrong host), like john@johnsweb.co instead of john@johnsweb.com 

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4. Tutorial....  "Difference Between PDF and .exe Formats"

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PDF is a format you will come across all the time. It's a form of creating documents that can be read on any computer as long as you install Adobe Acrobat Reader. This is a free facility usually installed on new computers already.

Most ebooks are created in executable (.exe) format which are not suitable for use on MAC computers. Whenever you see an ebook with .exe after the file name e.g. joesbook.exe  you'll know that it can't be read on MAC computers. But PDF documents can be read on Macs and Windows PCs.

Why aren't all ebooks created in PDF format?

Up until recently the PDF creation software was a lot more expensive than the executable ebook creators. I personally think that .exe creators give a lot more scope for graphics and page formatting than PDF, and are a lot easier to navigate. But that's not something to discuss at length here. And I know that PDF lovers will argue differently.

Which format is best?

At the Newbie Club, our visitor stats show that 99.4% of visitors use a Windows PC, and only 0.6% use a MAC. So our ebooks are in .exe format to suit the biggest majority of our visitors and users. We spent the time and money some time ago, creating one of our ebooks in PDF format. But the sales were so tiny, it didn't make commercial sense to create any more.

However, websites with a higher proportion of MAC users find it commercially viable to create stuff in PDF because that's what most of their visitors need.

To download a PDF ebook or file from the Internet is different to downloading other stuff, and it often confuses Newbies.

When you click on a PDF download link the Document opens up in your browser, so you can read it on screen without downloading. However, you have to wait a while until the document loads before you can read it.

To download the document or ebook onto your hard drive you have to RIGHT CLICK on the download link.

RIGHT Click on link and
'Save Target As'
or 'Save Link As'

 

 

 

Click on Save Target As (Explorer) or Save Link As (Netscape) and then select where you want to save it to in the drop down box that appears - usually your desktop.

I'm constantly amazed at the number of PDF download links that appear on Websites, without mentioning this basic instruction. There again of course, you've seen many sites that assume everyone is an experienced computer user:-)

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Here's an email I received last week....

"I've wasted a fortune on schemes to make money on the Internet, and got nowhere. What do you suggest is the best way?"

It's similar to many I receive which ask the same underlying question. So this is a re-run of an article I wrote a while ago because some things never change ...

5. Article Re-run----- "I Should Have Known Better"
By Joe Robson

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You know, when I first went into Direct Marketing, I believed all the hype about how anyone could make a fortune in Direct Mail, just by working a few hours a week. So I bought a book on the subject and looked forward to earning a healthy income in a few short weeks ...

I should have known better.

But I persevered and studied the subject every spare moment I had. And money began trickling in. Eventually I started making serious money, and thought I'd finally 'cracked it'. Now I could start relaxing and taking time out to enjoy my 'success'...

I should have known better.

Then I was told that to be really successful, I had to keep learning all the time. I had to constantly look for better ideas. I had to study the masters of the craft. I had to keep my ear to the ground, my shoulder to the wheel, and success would automatically follow. So I did...

I should have known better...

I bought dozens of self-help books. Well known successful people revealed their innermost 'secrets of success' to me, and I was motivated to thinking that "If I believe, I will succeed". So I wrote down my goals, my dreams, and my desires. I repeated them to myself everyday until they became indelibly imprinted into my subconscious. "Now I will succeed" I was told ...

I should have known better.

As an off line Copywriter I went on to write Ads and Sales Letters that delighted my clients and increased their sales. Now I could take things easy, stop chasing new accounts and let my hard-earned reputation do the work for me ...

I should have known better.

Because, even though all the things I did were needed to become successful, the VITAL ingredients to sustain that success were hardly ever mentioned ...

Hard work, persistence, and PASSION!

Then I 'discovered' the Internet! I laboriously studied the successful marketers, analyzed their methods, experienced the pain of coming to terms with my computer, and put up a Website. There's 500 Zillion Internet users out there - and a fortune to be *easily* made with hardly any effort at all, I was told ...

I should have known better.

Success did eventually come - whatever success really means. I wrote a best selling ebook and became well known as a Top Web Copywriter. And then I *bumped* into Tom Glander.

Millions of new computer buyers are logging on to the Internet
every year, and they ALL need help to conquer their beast of a PC. So we decided to build The Newbie Club ...

But this time I knew better!

We spent 6 months researching, holding surveys and asking questions. We spent weeks looking at how other 'Newbie' sites
were failing. And agreed that success would not come easy. There would be no 'instant' millions, and once success began to happen, we would have to keep working, learning and taking risks.

So we built a unique Website that speaks to Newbies at their own level. A Website that offers them FREE information written in a language that anyone can understand. A Website that talks *to* them, not *at* them. A Website so different to the other Newbie Web sites, it's reputation would grow to such an extent that people would buy our personally produced products and services - and actually THANK US for making them available ...

Most people would say that The Newbie Club is a resounding success. And I'd agree with them. But to stay in front you have to keep on working on new ideas, learn new methods, and burn the midnight oil. Otherwise you stagnate - and eventually die.

There's no such thing as a free lunch, and there's no such thing as something for nothing. You have to work hard to succeed at anything - being a good parent, a reliable employee, building a business, or learning new technology. The easy money promises on the Internet are mostly lies, and the success stories you read about are mostly hype. But those who are successful will tell you that it didn't come easy, even though - like me - many of them probably believed at one time that *instant* Internet success was possible ...

But now they know better!

And I hope you do too.

Keep smilin'.

Joe.

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Feel free to publish this article as long as you include the following credit ...

Joe Robson owns the Newbie Club at http://newbieclub.com and the critically acclaimed Copywriting Tutorials site at http://adcopywriting.com See the astonishing new Copywriting software at his new website http://headlinewriter.com 

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6. Pause For Thought ...  "Experience".

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"Success is the result of good judgment, good judgment is a result of experience, experience is often the result of bad judgment."  ............ Anthony Robbins

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