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"This Universally Praised Best Selling Beginners
 Course Will Catapult Your PC Skills To A Level
You Never Ever Thought Possible - And It's FUN!"

XP Edition Just Released

Hi I'm Joe Robson, owner of The Newbie Club™. Yeah right - yet another sales pitch for a new 'miracle solution'?  WRONG!

Windows For Newbies™ is the famous course that launched the Newbie Club™ 3 years ago, and the very reason why the Club has become so staggeringly successful. And it's remained the flagship of our ever growing range of PC training courses, designed from the ground up specifically for Newbies!

"Courses that have helped tens of thousands of PC beginners just like YOU all over the world"

This unique and universally acclaimed course has literally transformed the lives of thousands of PC users. People of all ages, genders, and nationalities. Frustrated PC Newbies from all walks of life regardless of educational ability or technical expertise. Its laid back Newbie-Friendly system of translating mystifying Techie-Jargon into Newbie-Speak, has made it one of the most talked about and block busting Windows training courses on the Net. Period!

"Now swallow your ego and be honest ..."

Are you struggling to get to grips with that metal beast on your desk? Have you tried other books and courses and given up in frustration? Have you almost convinced yourself that computers are just for 'intelligent' nerds? And are you constantly muttering to yourself "Is it ME"? 

Then you MUST get your hands on this best selling, life transforming course - now!

Because it will help you achieve whatever you want from your PC, whether it's just the simplest of tasks, or the joys of starting your own Internet business. Yes, you really can do it ... once you know the basics. It's rather like learning to drive a car ... Once you understand the essential controls you can drive any vehicle you choose, and go anywhere you want ... On your own!

I promise you that this 'no-brainer' learning system will show you how to get more from your PC than you ever imagined. Stuff you didn't even know it could do! And it's all made possible by The Newbie Club's brilliantly presented Learning System. 

So I'm inviting you to try it too - Risk Free. Because it will completely transform your perception of your intimidating PC.

"Why is it so Special?"

Utilizing our highly acclaimed Newbie Club™ Learning System, this unique beginners course will literally catapult your understanding of your PC and the Internet. And end your frustrations at a stroke. It's a whole new picture-driven learning system that's far, far superior to anything you'll find anywhere else. Period! There's ...

  • No 'Techie-Talk'.

  • No boringly complicated and mystifying jargon.

  • No painfully tedious 'instructions' that talk down to you and leave you stranded.

  • No assumptions about your level of expertise. It starts at 'switching on your PC'.

  • No desperate searching through confusing and irritating 'help' files.

Because this amazingly successful PC Tutor uses 56 minutely detailed and illustrated Tutorials to guide, prompt and almost 'force' you to conquer the fundamental techniques you need to use your computer.

And once you know the basics, the sky's the limit! Because you'll have all the confidence and know-how you'll ever need to go on and tackle any task, any program, any new computer project ... 

  • Download and install new software and ebooks 

  • Confidently Surf the Web

  • Tackle many computer problems usually left to the techies

  • Set up your own Website

  • Design those fantastic T shirts for the kids

  • Email with confidence

  • Even start your own Web business!

Yes, the cyber world will be your oyster - literally!

But it doesn't tell you how to do it. Oh no. Far from it. Because you've probably already discovered for yourself how ineffective those out-dated teaching methods are ...

It shows you! And even more importantly ...

"It makes learning such an enjoyable experience!"

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"This program should be sold with every PC. 
It is great that others may profit from your
experience, time and effort." 
Eric Skaggs
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Windows for newbies SHOWS you how to get organized
 
is a BIG detailed learning course of...

  • 200 + pages containing a massive library of ...
  • 400 screen captures (pictures from a PC) and ...
  • 56 in-depth 'Newbie-Speak' Tutorials. 
    All designed ...
  • Specifically for PC beginners like you.

It's so effective, even experienced computer users are bowled over by it. It's been successfully used to train people of all ages and backgrounds, regardless of education, gender or computer experience. College students and senior citizens have all equally benefited from its down-to-earth learning method. And so can you.

"Here's just a selection of the extraordinary
laid-back tutorials you'll enjoy" ...

Getting Familiar With Your PC
Windows Basics 101 ... from the beginning. Can't get more basic than that! How to display exactly what you want, where you want, and when you want it.
Navigation basics ... without the shipwrecks
Taskbar and the system tray ... Huh? Don't worry they're great tools.
How to resize your windows ... give yourself elbow room to work in.
How to customize your Start menu ... and control what you want on your screen.

Techniques Techniques Techniques
Drag and drop techniques ... move anything anywhere just by clicking your mouse.
How to copy and paste ... copy your favorite images and position them precisely.
Switching between applications ... how to use 2 or more programs at once.

Make Your Files and Folders Behave
Create a new folder for your favorite stuff, anytime and anywhere you want.
Give a folder a new name ... Dad's stuff, Janet's handbag, Junior's junk.
Create shortcuts to load your most used programs in a flash. Save time and stay organized!
How to find any file fast ... say hello to those long-lost files and locate anything quickly.
How to associate files with different programs ... hmmm, sounds Techie but it's not.

Recycling Without A Bicycle
Using the recycle bin ... just dump all your junk in here.
Restoring files from the bin ... changed your mind? No problem, all is forgiven.
Emptying the bin ... get rid of your rubbish for good. Better than a garage sale.
Customizing the bin ... racing stripes for the waste disposal.

Housekeeping Chores and Automation
Hard disk problem solving ... things your PC manual never tells you.
Defragmenting ... 'Techie-Talk' for boosting your PC's performance.
Defragmenting revisited ... an even better method.
Automation ... make your PC do the menial tasks - automatically.

Diskette Creation and Cloning
Formatting ... prepare your diskettes for copying. No surgery required.
Copying ... you won't believe how easy it is. Duplicate your boring wedding pictures.

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"Very clearly written, and the screen shots are 
worth the price of admission, that's for sure."
Laurel Ruch, Adult Educator
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Mastering Downloads and Program Installations
Downloading programs ... at last, cure the frustrating scourge of lost downloads.
Software installation ... how to install new programs without losing them for good.

Color Me Blue
Color schemes ... pink, green, cool blue? Choose the colors to suit your mood.
Is that the time?... no, your PC clock needs adjusting. White rabbit to the rescue.
Wallpaper your Desktop ... no paste, no scissors. Re-decorate with a click.
Maximize your Desktop for the best view. See, you don't need glasses after all.
Screen Savers ... captivating, fun, hypnotize or paralyze - you choose.
How to customize the title bar. Never get lost again - well hardly ever!

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"It's great. I had a hard time quitting the program, it's so interesting and informative and question-answering. There is so much garbage out there, but this is the first one I can really understand and I feel is easy to follow. Congratulations! May God richly bless you.
Lynn Estes
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There's Something About Email
Attaching multiple files to your email ... no paper clips needed.
How to filter your email ... automatically junk the spam and display the good stuff.
How to email lots of pictures ... send your whole wedding album. Better not!
Creating new folders for your email ... don't hoard those letters - file them!
How to use signature files for business and personal publicity. Free!.
Where to find Newsgroups and how to join them ... make friends around the globe.
Additional email accounts are easy to add ... who needs them? You do.
Use blind carbon copies to send private email ... keep their addresses secret.

Internet Insights
How to change your modem's speaker volume ... and deafen your neighbors!
How to create a new Internet connection ... all the Techie stuff demystified.
How to configure TCP/IP settings ... wow, strong language but very useful info.

A Few Bits And Pieces
Make Windows grasp four digit dates ... pardon? If you insist.
The left handed mouse ... button reassignment to prevent schizophrenia.
Cures for frozen programs ... blow torch not required. Just a little knowledge.

"And that's just a selection!"

Phew. You know, this thing really is awesome. And it's so easy to follow because every word, every picture and every single ounce of experience and knowledge is completely Jargon-Free! But if you prefer confusing Jargon, you can always read Bill Gate's Windows manual. Or have you already tried?

'Nuff said. How much does this cost?...

Just US$34.95

And it's risk-free, because it comes with our 12 month unconditional, no-questions-asked Money Back Guarantee! That's right - unconditional!

"If, within 12 months of purchase and for any reason whatsoever, you decide that Windows For Newbies is not for you, simply let us know and we'll refund your purchase price immediately. No Questions Asked! No ifs, buts or maybes. No hidden clauses and no small print!"

How can we give you such an unconditional guarantee? Easy ... we're not taking any risks at all because ...

"We know you'll absolutely LOVE it - our
past customers have told us so!"

So, don't you think it's about time you stopped fighting your computer, and starting making it work for you?

Are you really prepared to sit back, after spending all that hard earned cash for your box of electronics, and deny you and your family the chance to enjoy the life transforming miracle of the computer age?

You've seen and read about all the wonderful things being achieved by other computer users. Heck, you probably have friends who are doing just that! But they're no more savvy than you are. It doesn't take a particularly high level of education or intelligence to use your PC effectively. All it takes is a little knowledge ...

And the incredibly successful unique learning system of Windows For Newbies will give you the precise knowledge you need. Quickly, easily and with a smile!

So decide right now to join the 21st Century, and a few hours from now you'll have discovered things you never even knew existed. Soon you'll be exploring the Web with the confidence of a hardened Techie. You could be setting up your very own Family Website or writing your first novel. Compiling personal or business accounts and sending emails to friends, children and grandchildren will seem as natural as making a phone call.

"Isn't it about time to bite the bullet and take action?"

Of course it is. You know in your heart it is. So select the option that appeals to you...

Click here to go to our Secure Order Page and order the e-book by Credit Card. Cost is just $34.95.

Our sophisticated ordering system is totally secure in every possible respect. Your sensitive information is absolutely safe because your details go directly to 2Checkout.com Inc who is the exclusive retailer of goods and services provided by Roglan International - owners of The Newbie Club

Or if you prefer, you can order by mail with a check or money order, or through PayPal. Click here.

If you've never ordered on-line before there's no need to worry. And if you're unsure about downloading you can rest easy...

Hey, this is The Newbie Club! We'll take you step by easy step through the ordering and downloading process. And we've made sure it's as easy as humanly possible. Because even our ordering procedure is specifically designed for Newbies. 

You can't order accidentally and you won't place your order unless you're ready to do so! You verify each step along the way.

Welcome to the exciting world of computers. Your first step starts
here ...

Click the link below to order.
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Unconditional 12 Months No Quibble Guarantee.

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Hard copies are not available.

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