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"Hey, You're A Newbie - NOT A Dummy. So Stop Running Yourself Down And Discover The Real Secret To Taming Your Computer, Then Start Using Its Enormous Powers To Totally Transform Your Life"
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"Hey, You're A Newbie - NOT A Dummy. So Stop Running Yourself Down And Discover The Real Secret To Taming Your Computer, Then Start Using Its Enormous Powers To Totally Transform Your Life"
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Universally Praised Best Selling Beginners
Hi I'm Joe Robson, owner of The Newbie Club™. Yeah right - yet another sales pitch for a new 'miracle solution'? WRONG! Windows For Newbies™ is the famous course that launched the Newbie Club™ 3 years ago, and the very reason why the Club has become so staggeringly successful. And it's remained the flagship of our ever growing range of PC training courses, designed from the ground up specifically for Newbies! "Courses that have helped tens of thousands of PC beginners just like YOU all over the world" This unique and universally acclaimed course has literally transformed the lives of thousands of PC users. People of all ages, genders, and nationalities. Frustrated PC Newbies from all walks of life regardless of educational ability or technical expertise. Its laid back Newbie-Friendly system of translating mystifying Techie-Jargon into Newbie-Speak, has made it one of the most talked about and block busting Windows training courses on the Net. Period! "Now swallow your ego and be honest ..." Are you struggling to get to grips with that metal beast on your desk? Have you tried other books and courses and given up in frustration? Have you almost convinced yourself that computers are just for 'intelligent' nerds? And are you constantly muttering to yourself "Is it ME"? Then you MUST get your hands on this best selling, life transforming course - now! Because it will help you achieve whatever you want from your PC, whether it's just the simplest of tasks, or the joys of starting your own Internet business. Yes, you really can do it ... once you know the basics. It's rather like learning to drive a car ... Once you understand the essential controls you can drive any vehicle you choose, and go anywhere you want ... On your own! I promise you that this 'no-brainer' learning system will show you how to get more from your PC than you ever imagined. Stuff you didn't even know it could do! And it's all made possible by The Newbie Club's brilliantly presented Learning System. So I'm inviting you to try it too - Risk Free. Because it will completely transform your perception of your intimidating PC. "Why is it so Special?" Utilizing our highly acclaimed Newbie Club™ Learning System, this unique beginners course will literally catapult your understanding of your PC and the Internet. And end your frustrations at a stroke. It's a whole new picture-driven learning system that's far, far superior to anything you'll find anywhere else. Period! There's ...
Because this amazingly successful PC Tutor uses 56 minutely detailed and illustrated Tutorials to guide, prompt and almost 'force' you to conquer the fundamental techniques you need to use your computer. And once you know the basics, the sky's the limit! Because you'll have all the confidence and know-how you'll ever need to go on and tackle any task, any program, any new computer project ...
Yes, the cyber world will be your oyster - literally! But it doesn't tell you how to do it. Oh no. Far from it. Because you've probably already discovered for yourself how ineffective those out-dated teaching methods are ... It shows you! And even more importantly ... "It makes learning such an enjoyable experience!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It's so effective, even experienced computer users are bowled over by it. It's been successfully used to train people of all ages and backgrounds, regardless of education, gender or computer experience. College students and senior citizens have all equally benefited from its down-to-earth learning method. And so can you. "Here's
just a selection of the extraordinary Getting
Familiar With Your PC Techniques
Techniques Techniques Make
Your Files and Folders Behave Recycling
Without A Bicycle Housekeeping
Chores and Automation Diskette
Creation and Cloning ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mastering
Downloads and Program Installations Color
Me Blue ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There's
Something About Email Internet
Insights A
Few Bits And Pieces "And that's just a selection!" Phew. You know, this thing really is awesome. And it's so easy to follow because every word, every picture and every single ounce of experience and knowledge is completely Jargon-Free! But if you prefer confusing Jargon, you can always read Bill Gate's Windows manual. Or have you already tried? 'Nuff said. How much does this cost?... Just US$34.95 And it's risk-free, because it comes with our 12 month unconditional, no-questions-asked Money Back Guarantee! That's right - unconditional! "If, within 12 months of purchase and for any reason whatsoever, you decide that Windows For Newbies is not for you, simply let us know and we'll refund your purchase price immediately. No Questions Asked! No ifs, buts or maybes. No hidden clauses and no small print!" How can we give you such an unconditional guarantee? Easy ... we're not taking any risks at all because ... "We know
you'll absolutely LOVE it - our So, don't you think it's about time you stopped fighting your computer, and starting making it work for you? Are you really prepared to sit back, after spending all that hard earned cash for your box of electronics, and deny you and your family the chance to enjoy the life transforming miracle of the computer age? You've seen and read about all the wonderful things being achieved by other computer users. Heck, you probably have friends who are doing just that! But they're no more savvy than you are. It doesn't take a particularly high level of education or intelligence to use your PC effectively. All it takes is a little knowledge ... And the incredibly successful unique learning system of Windows For Newbies will give you the precise knowledge you need. Quickly, easily and with a smile! So decide right now to join the 21st Century, and a few hours from now you'll have discovered things you never even knew existed. Soon you'll be exploring the Web with the confidence of a hardened Techie. You could be setting up your very own Family Website or writing your first novel. Compiling personal or business accounts and sending emails to friends, children and grandchildren will seem as natural as making a phone call. "Isn't it about time to bite the bullet and take action?" Of course it is. You know in your heart it is. So select the option that appeals to you...
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